High School Musical
Since my children are young, they asked me to get them High School Musical so they could watch it. Jesus, I'd rather have nails shoved in my eyes by a love-drunk Kathy Bates ala Misery. After having to sit through this movie, I came to the conclusion that Hollywood hates America. Seriously, what the fuck was the pitch meeting like at that piece of shit?
Pitchman: OK are you ready for this. We want to make 90210 the movie only with singing and 80% gayer!
Exec: You have my full attention.
The only non-gay thing to come out of this were the high-res pictures of Vanessa Hudgens doing a full frontal. I'll be in my bunk.