Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Thanks, Mr. Obvious

I must admit; I give people too much credit. The world is filled with dimwits, retards, halfwits, trolls, douche bags, crack heads, and out-and-out fucking morons. Here is a list of items that should be obvious to anyone with a single-digit IQ. If you find yourself learning something new, close your browser, shut down your computer, and go play in traffic.

I got a ticket for going 10mph over the speed limit. Fine. But riddle me this Batman? Why doesn't a soccer mom, talking on her phone, driving a boat load of kids, in an SUV get pulled over? What's more dangerous? Me going fast with no cars around or some dumb bitch endangering my life and the lives of her children?

Seinfeld was not, is not, nor ever will be funny. The actors on Seinfeld are in no way humorous. Want proof? What have they done since?

The Real World is so far from reality it should be called "The Real World only if you sit on your ass and have someone pay your bills while you whin and drag on about how your life isn't working out the way you expected it".

Paris Hilton is not a role model. Any woman who is dumber than a bag of penises (which she freshly fucked) and spreads her herpes filled gash for anyone with a pulse, is not a role model. Heidi Fleiss makes a better role model because she at least 1) gets paid to be a whore and 2) has a much better clientelle.

Vegans are fucking retarded hippies. They use gas which is a fossil fuel derived from dead animals. Unless they grow their own veggies in an all-natural garden. Millions of small animals are killed yearly by farm equipment harvesting their precious vegetables. Also, for the love of GOD Vegan women, would it kill a baby seal if you shaved your damn armpits?

Contrary to popular belief, the local Walmart is a store. It is not a meeting place where you scream at and beat your kids for being slack-jawed, unruly, dumbass yocals ... like you!

The more George Bush tells us that having an Arab company control SIX ports in SIX major cities is perfectly safe, the more I start thinking he may find those WMD's this time ... only after they have gone off on our soil. You know, when your own party is opposing you, local and state governments, and you continue to defend a decision that you did not make ... YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD "W"!

Alright, that's all for now. Tomorrow, I will start on the other 10,000,000 things that you dumbasses probably need explained ...

2 Comments:

Blogger Oreo said...

Now that's more like it. I knew you had a serious side, it was just...two posts in a row. Kinda scary. I'll be sure to post pictures of Saturday's party, so check the blog Sunday night. :)

10:30 PM  
Blogger G13 said...

Ok, if you are speeding with no cars around...you would not have gotten a ticket!

The show Sienfeld was funny...

What do you mean Paris Hilton is not a role model? Oh never mind...."that's hot"

The more "W" talks...The smarter I feel!

8:40 PM  

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