Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Pro-Choice: For the Children's Sake

It is a well-known fact that many people in this world can barely take care of themselves. So what happens when these people have children? Well, I for one hope the buzz word will be "abortion". For all of you children who have found yourself to my site, I suggest we begin a systematic abortion of your parents. You see; this site is intended for adults and children who have parents like YOURS. Instead of allowing these people to - egads! - reproduce again, I believe it should be your right to realize your parents are worthless and abort them.

I am tired of going to public places and watching parents with out of control children. Is it the child's fault they are a loud, obnoxious, unruly piece of shit? Well yes, but the greater lame falls on the shoulders of the parents. Unless your child is born with gland problems or some other health disorder, there is no reason they should be obese. If your child is not ADHD (and in some cases I doubt this diagnosis as well), then there is no reason they should be an unruly piece of crap that annoys the piss out of me.

When attending a public establishment like an Applebee's or a local sports bar, the patrons are actually there to eat, not babysit your stupid fucking children. Recently I watched a woman allow a 3 and 4 year old run wild at Kep's place. They even played - screaming and yelling the whole way - out of her sight in the gaming area. Of course, they were under the watchful eye of an 11-year old kid who was trying to get them to shut the fuck up and calm down. It amazes me how ignorant people are.

That's just the tip of the iceberg. I go to restaurants and listen to children throw screaming, hissy fits while their parents simply talk over them. Or, even better, the kids run up and down the aisles of a restaurant while annoying patrons and acting as moving obstacles for the waitresses. Of course, the parents chat obliviously because at least the children are not annoying "them".

So for all of you kids out there who recognize your parents when they are described to you, I am asking you to do the humane thing. Whether you simply cut the brake lines to the - without a doubt - SUV they drive, "accidentally" start a gas leak then head over to a friend's house, or go all Menendez brothers on them ... the time is now. I can no longer put up with the stupidity and your example will serve as a shining beacon to all of the morons out there carelessly engaging in unprotected sex.

Please, think of the future idiot children and do the right thing. Abort your parents today!


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