Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Random Musings 9: President Bush Doesn't Care about Muppet People

The face of Mohammed has appeared in a pancake of a woman in a trailer park in Alabama. Thousands of extremist Muslims plan to kidnap foreigners and Aunt Jemima for this attack on their faith.

An effective broadband advertisement: "After switching from dial up, I can now download enough Hentai to increase masturbation from 5 to 75 times per day."

The MasterCard ad with MacGyver (Richard Dean Anderson) was by far my favorite Super Bowl commercial. Priceless. If you haven't seen it, it's well worth finding on the internet.

If a tree grows in the forest with a face of Mohammed in it's bark, will thousands of Muslims know to attack it ... and how long will it be before they blame the United States?

Sign of the apocalypse: A sequel to "You Got Served" is already in the making. Thank you Hollywood for serving us up another steamy pile.

George Deutsch (prononounced DEUCHE as far as I am concerned) has resigned with NASA. This would be a no-news story except for the fact that he tried to introduce "Intelligent Design" to our space program ... oh yeah, and his resume contained more lies than a pe-war intelligence report.

As the Enron trial continues poorly for the defendants, Ken Lay SERIOUSLY considers changing his name before going to Federal Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Prison.

In his continuous effort to level the playing field between Texas education and the rest of the U.S., Bush and company plan to cut Corporation for Public Broadcasting funding by 13%. Upcoming scenes from a very special Sesame Street:

Elmo: "Elmo to Mr. President, Elmo to Mr. President. Come in Mr. President."
George: "This is George."
Elmo: "Suck it you mother-#$$@@#, %*&$-sucking, piece of monkey %#@! ... oh yeah, Elmo doesn't love you, you %$#%-ing $%#@#%-bag!!"


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