Thursday, January 19, 2006

January 19th, 2006: Microsoft Mocks the World

Japan grapples with invasion of giant jellyfish
Still no sign of Mothra or Godzilla.

Hamster, Snake Best Friends at Tokyo Zoo
Here come da badgers, here come da badgers.

Feds Seek Google Records in Porn Probe
Amazingly enough, I type in "Ass Fucks" and am redirected to the US Government site.

Microsoft Refutes 'Back Door' Claim
Issues statement "We haven't screwed your 'Back Door' in years. We just come straight at you baby and you take it. Ha, ha! Who's your daddy, bitches!

Chirac threatens nuclear weapons against 'terrorist' states
A Frenchman with balls ... I am pretty sure I ready about that somewhere in Revelations.

1 Comments:

Blogger G13 said...

I am sorry...what the fuck about google? I have a right to search any porn site that I want to. Last time I checked...I am over 18 and I am not committing any terrorist act. Oh that pisses me off!

8:32 PM  

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