Any Total Farkers?

Right now, my recently approved ... ok, only approved article ... on my new Fark account is #3 in voting on the site. I would love to get it included in the Headline of the Year contest so if any of you TF'ers want to give me a vote it'd be much appreciated.

The article is about discovering an OCD gene in mice. Mice tend to go toward the light when they have the mutated gene and stay in the dark when they do not. The headline (33 votes as of right now) is:

(Yahoo) (Obvious) Green light? Please, c'mon, I'll change. C'mon, green light. This is the last one, I swear. Green light, pleeeeease

Thanks to any TF'ers who give me some love!