Sometimes the Stars Align

Every now and again, the stars align just right, karma gives you a hand job, or maybe you’re just stupid lucky. Today was that day. In a true story (look it up on ESPN if you must) Arkansas Razorback’s Coach Houston Nutt has decided to replace QB Bryan Johnson. Getting the start will be redshirt freshman Casey Dick in this week’s game against the South Carolina Gamecocks.

The Northwestern Arkansas Gazette’s headline: Nutt replaces Johnson for Dick against ‘Cocks …

My Headline: Nutt sacks Johnson – Fresh Dick faces ‘Cocks …

I love life and yet still despise everyone else including fat, 45-year old, Dungeons and Dragons groupies … wait those last 3 adjectives were all redundant.