Senator Larry Craig, who you crappin'?

This was my contribution to The Boers and Bernstein Show two weeks ago on the segment "Who You Crappin'?" If any of you listen to 670AM The Score out of Chicago, my moniker is "Paul Edinger's Chess Set".


FROM: Paul Edinger's Chess Set in Morton

This crap goes out to, Senator Larry "Really-Really-Really Not Gay" Craig. Craig said that he would resign from the senate, but only if he could not get his conviction for lewd behavior in a public urinal overturned. This week however a judge upheld the conviction. Craig of course toe-tapped around his earlier statement by explaining "I will continue to serve Idaho in the United States Senate, and there are several reasons for that." Several? I can think of only one. With the rash of gay Republican, "toe-tapping" sex scandals of late, one has to believe the men's room at the GOP National convention will be like a rousing rendition of Riverdance. So Larry Craig the next time you're in a public urinal trying to get some hearty man love - first, check your stance and then ask yourself: Who are you crapping?