Monday, November 28, 2005

Headlines for Monday, November 28th, 2005

EU May Suspend Nations With Secret Prisons
Nations to be held on "double-secret probation" until then according to spokesman Dean Wormer.

China Aims to Put Man on Moon by 2020
Looks to make "one giant reap for mankind."

What Madonna Really Wants to Do Is Direct
She can't act or sing, so sure .. why not.

Ex-Cowboy Irvin Arrested on Drug Charge
Michael "Felonymaker" Irvin back at it again. It's probably just a misunderstanding like his previous convictions.


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