Thursday, January 22, 2009

Seacrest goes Borat

So ... you're a blind contestant on American Idol, yeah? ... HIGH-FIVE!!! I like you!

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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Never go Full Palin

Check it out. Dan Quayle, 1988, look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Misspelled words, stumbled over basic grammatical structure and sentence-forming, even in prepared speeches. Dumb, sho'. Not retarded. You know Al Gore, Cinton Administration. Slow-talker, yes. Retarded ideas, maybe. But he birthed a Futurama writer and was a level 12 Vice President. That ain't retarded. Joe Biden, "Yes We Can." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full Palin, GOP. Never go full Palin. You don't buy that? Ask Lloyd Bentsen, 1988, "Dukakis/Bentsen." Remember? Went full Palin, went home empty handed...

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