An Open Letter to Neo-Cons

Ever since 9/11 the Republican supporters (read YOU) have been told fear the terrorists. There are terrorists coming to kill you. We have to fight them over there instead of here. We need to wire-tap civilians, we need to suspend habeas corpus, we need secret prisons, we need to torture and all of this we are doing for America.

All the while this administration has tried to push their powers even further including claiming that congress has no oversight into their actions. Of course this wasn't a problem for Bushco the first 6 years when Congress was Republican controlled. Our economy is in the shitter and dumbass Republicans (read YOU again) are blaming the policies of the Democrats in Congress. I love that thinking (or lack thereof). We are in two unwinnable wars, Wall Street is collapsing, banks are collapsing and the party that's been in power for the last 8 years (and controlled Congress for far more than that) is blaming terrorists, democrats, and Barack Obama for the woes of this country. How very fucking patriotic you people are.

On top of it, after using scare tactics ever since 9/11 they think they can win an election (again) on the same old tired bullshit. Four years ago it was telling people if Kerry wins the terrorists win. Now it's spinning that Barack Obama is a Muslim with ties to terrorism. The message is clear: scare the same damn sheep into giving us what we want. The problem? People are getting smarter and the democrats and independents don't buy it. And even a lot of the Republicans (read NOT YOU) are asking: "Really? This shit again? Fuck this I'll vote for the secret Muslim baby eater because they can't expect me to be that fucking stupid. Or can they?"

You see the "you're either for us or against us" bullshit they've played with since 9/11 no longer fucking works. McMaverick is exposed as the same old crap; 4 more years of Bush. The Republican message has been dumbed down to such imbecilic catch phrases it's a joke: "If you vote for us your an American otherwise you're a terrorist ... and you're not a terrorist are you?" It's not even political science any more it's CHILD fucking PSYCHOLOGY!!!

Now you look at the McCain and Palin rallies and the word coming up most (even by Faux News) is RAGE. These scared little sheeple who hang on the Republicans every word so the boogeyman terrorists don't get them are in a RAGE. You know why? Because since 9/11 they were told they should give up liberty for safety and they did. They believed everything the Republicans told them and feel safe because they are protected by the all-knowing Republican party. And now they're big security blanket is about to go away and they need childish slogans to chant to make the feel all safe and warm again. And for the last 7 years it's those terrorists that are trying to kill us all that are going to win. Not only that, Barack Obama is a secret, evil, Muslim, terroris, anti-christ. They shout for his death and call him a traitor. Why? Because they were told terrorists are going to kill them all and Barack is not "with them".

They are enraged just like there childlike makeup would suggest. They are fearful because the Republican message has been so filled with scare tactics including in this campaign. Barack is a terrorist; the terrorists are going to win. Now when McCain at his own rally tries to calm the rage by saying "Barack Obama is a decent man and we shouldn't be afraid of him as president" the people actually BOO McCain and call for his death! That's a fucking bell you cannot unring. Most of these people need serious psychological help. You live in fear every day of terrorism and believe your only savior is Chimpy McFlighsuit and John McMaverick and the Republican party. Now your being told that the secret, evil, Muslim, terrorist, anti-christ is going to run the country and possibly rule the world.

If I were a Republican (like YOU) I too would be in a rage ... and scared ... or if I were 5 years old ... and possibly retarded.

Hillary(AINT)44.org

Need a laugh? Stop on over to HillaryIs44.org, the place where feminist political activists bring their special sort of bat-shiat crazy to the Hillary for President campaign ... and people wonder why she lost the primary?

June 3rd, 2008: When Will Obama Concede?
No this is not a typo. Oh and believe me, you would think from the title it couldn't get any more stupid, but you'd be wrong.

Obama is unelectable and not qualified to be president.
However, he is electable in primaries and just beat the pants off of favorite Hill-Dog whose batshiat insane loyalists - who really did nothing except biatch, moan and call anyone supporting Obama a sexist - are still threatening to vote Republican if Superman (or maybe Superwoman) doesn't fly around the Earth really fast to turn back time so Hillary can ... lose the primary again?

On the night Obama lost South Dakota (Obama's own projections had him winning South Dakota by 15 percent) he spoke in the same hall in which Mondale conceded to the Reagan landslide.
... On the same night he cemented his nomination as the next Democratic presidential candidate you mean?

Obama will either concede now or in November.
Right after unicorns and rainbows fly out of Hillary's ass. Note to author: That word "concede", I don't think it means what you think it means.

Obama won't win Democrats he needs to win (like the Democrats on this very website). In state after state many Democrats clearly state they will either NOT vote, vote for the unacceptable John McCain, or write in Hillary's name.
So now you - and "Democrats" like you - after seeing that other DEMOCRATS - not like you - have chosen Barak Obama over Hill-Dog, you're taking your ball and going home? Is that it? Or are you doing the most democratic of all and THREATENING the DNC that since your candidate lost the next logical step is blackmail? That seems about right. So far we've seen that "you Democrats" and "your candidate" can run a political campaign nearly as savy as Michael Dukakis on month-long crack bender.

That Democrats, many who have never voted for a Republican or nightmared about voting for a Republican, to say they will vote for a Republican is shocking and foreshadows doom for the Democratic Party in November - if Superdelegates actually vote for Rezko/Ayres/Pfleger/Wright/Farrakhan's friend - Obama.
More pop-shots ... and more threats. Extremely enlightening stuff.

Hillary supporters will not vote for Obama on any ticket. Last night, at the Hillary rally, the shouts were Denver, Denver - not tears nor surrender.
Actually it wasn't "tears (or) surrender)" it was denial and delusion. The only thing Hill-Dog and her supporters will have to do in Denver is visit Coors to drown their sorrows because this ship has sailed.

No tears nor surrender came from the voters of South Dakota either. No matter how much Big Media insisted Obama was the nominee the people voted for Hillary. Big Media cannot force feed Obama to "bitter" small town America.
Funny, I didn't see "Big Media" winning Montana for Obama or the other "states that don't matter" to secure his nomination. But then again, those are the "states that don't matter." The tears and surrender I am sure came later when you all plowed head first into a bucket of Ben & Jerry's while telling your cat your troubles.

Last night, Hillary asked America to write to her. Hillary told us this was our campaign.
Hill-Dog: "Now the question is, where do we go from here, and given how far we've come add where we need to go as a party, it's a question I don't take lightly. This has been a long campaign, and I will be making no decisions tonight. But this has always been your campaign, so to the 18 million people who voted for me and to our many other supporters out there of all ages, I want to hear from you. I hope you'll go to my website at HillaryClinton.com and share your thoughts with me and help in any way that you can."
It is your campaign ... and ALL OF YOU ARE LOSERS. On a related note, I, for one, plan on going to her website and telling her where she needs to go!

Hillary spoke about our resilience, our ability to overcome challenges. Hillary was speaking about America, but her words are especially true of her supporters.
Hill-Dog: "You know, tonight we stand just a few miles from the Statue of Liberty. And from the site where the Twin Towers fell ..."
- AND ALMOST FELL ON CHELSEA, err, I mean I MISSPOKE -

"... and where America rose again. Lady Liberty's presence and the towers' absence are a constant reminder that here in America, we are resilient, we are courageous, we embrace all of our people and that when we face our challenges together, there is no barrier we can't overcome, no dream we can't realize, nothing we can't do if we just start acting like Americans again."
Yes that is truly inspiring. Maybe you guys can all talk about it in the coffee clatch Hill-Dog will be running in the coming months because she's going to have lots of free time.

Write to Hillary. Ask Hillary to fight for every vote - including the votes stolen from the voters in Michigan and Florida. Tell Hillary we will not accept the precedent set by the Rules Committee awarding votes to a candidate that was not on the ballot and taking votes away from her which the voters of Michigan entrusted to her worthy care.
Revisionist history anyone? The Michigan and Florida votes that Hill-Dog's camp voted wouldn't count? Then when she left her name - the only name on the Michigan ballot, finds her ass getting handed to her, and NOW it's time to count that vote? Get a fucking grip you fuck-twat! You don't want a democracy you want a dick-less Hiltatorship.

Donate to Hillary. Add 44 cents to show our grassroots support for her historic campaign.
Yes, because that 44 cents will go to pay off the millions she's run up in debt!

Let Hillary know we will never concede to Obama's race-baiting, gay-bashing, woman-hating campaign of deception and distraction. On to Denver!
Yes, we prefer Hill-Dog's racist, gay-bashing, feminazi man-hating campaign of delusion, incompetence and out-and-out FAIL to lead this country!

Let Obama know he will concede at the Democratic Convention or he will concede in November - Obama is not duping us out of our votes.
Ummm, sorry dumbass but it seems to me the maj-or-it-y (sound it out, you'll get the hang of it) has already spoken. Your little fits, tirades, threats and everything else really amount to a bunch of sore-losing feminists who brought nothing but vitrol and sexism to a campaign and now wants to threaten, degrade, bully, and throw tantrums to try and get their way. Not only do you - and your candidate - reak of desperation and contempt for those you want to lead, but you truly exemplify the problem with your campaign and why DEMOCRATS have chosen Obama over the unelectable and divisive Hill-Dog.

Thanks for the articles and please keep up the laughs. Knock-knock ... hey it's reality and HE would like a word with you!

Miss Spoke in 2008!

As I write this blog please understand that this may be my last. I am hunkered down in Morton, IL, pinned down by sniper fire from Sri Lankan terrorists. If things go badly though, I want my last moments on Earth to go to a worthy cause: Hill-Dog in '08!

Connor just returned fire from his AK-47. That'll buy us some time ...

Anyhow, I am worried that this country may fall in the hands of the inexperienced and idealistic Barack Obama. Do you really think he's ready to answer that phone at 3am? I don't. I mean, if Hillary answers it, it'll just mean another day of "mispoke" tales of how she dodged sniper fire on a peace mission, or how Chelsea almost died on 9/11 dodging building debree while jogging, mothers who died because they did not have insurance, and countless other "mispoken" things that just show she's a little tired and not at all a liar.

If Barack answers it he may have to actually make decisions and not be all sleepy in stuff. Can we trust him to not be sleepy?!? What if he "mispokes" even worse? He could accidentally tell someone to bomb a 3rd world country instead of ordering his latte. Do you want that blood on your hands???

With Hillary we know where she stands ... on a record of doing the opposite of everything she says while riding her husbands coattails to the fullest! I mean she was against the war before Obama was against the war - despite her voting for it and all. Hell, she was probably black before Obama was too! I want another politician like George Bush who can piss in my ear while shitting on my rights. That is what this country stands for!

Jesus, the sniper fire is so thick you could cut it with a knife! Caitlin just took out a couple with a claymore ...

Anyway, if we vote for Barack the terrorists will win! It is that important. We need to let in Michigan delegates - whose ballots only had Clinton on it - because it's the right thing to do. Sure both Obama and Clinton camps agreed to exlude Michigan and Florida primaries, but that was before she knew she would be the only candidate on the ballot ... and she was the favorite to win the election. How could she possibly know that then? Isn't it good enough she realizes it now!?!

OK, I have to get back on my howitzer. The snipers are everywhere and I want to make sure we drive them off before Sinbad gets here. Not the comedian, the actual pirate!